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Monday, 1 November 2004

From The Bad To The Truly Ugly

John Kerry might not be the most dynamic or wonderful of presidential candidates, and I'm sure a lot of voters will be rooting for him because they are thinking, 'Well, no-one could possibly be worse than Bush'. But I have some bad news. Arnold Schwarznegger has announced that he would welcome a change to the constitution so that he could run for president. Oh he's nothing if not articulate about it:

"I think, you know, because why not? I mean, you know, anyone with my way of thinking, you always shoot for the top"

He probably couldn't even find Austria on a bloody map. Anyway, the elections. It will be a day of mourning round the world if Bush gets back in, so the Americans out there who've got a vote, you know what to do.