Remember the tree that was going to fall on the house? We have been evacuated. Milly doesn't know what to do with herself. The tree is enormous, about 25m high. It's a hardwood. It's very hard. They don't have chainsaws here or any fancy equipment. It's much too big and hard (fnar fnar) for axes. They are pulling it down. Ok, it is on its way, I mean the roots are showing and stuff, but pulling it down...? I daren't go and look.