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Tuesday, 28 September 2004

An Englishman, An Irishman, A Scotsman

I think at this point of the day I need to post some light relief. So here is one of these dumb three-nationality jokes, which I haven't seen or heard in a long time. Interestingly the 'Paddy' bits have disappeared. I've always wondered why the Englishman has to be listed first too. Anyway, this made me chuckle. Is it racist? I don't know. But it's funny.

One day an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walked into a pub together. They each proceeded to buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage a fly landed in each of their three drinks.
The Englishman pushed his beer from him in disgust.
The Scotsman scooped at his beer until he washed the fly out and then continued drinking.
The Irishman carefully picked the fly out of his drink, then held it out over the beer and started yelling "SPIT IT OUT YOU! SPIT IT OUT!!!!"