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Tuesday, 31 August 2004

You Just Wouldn't, Would You?

I just found this. What the *!&$?? Is it for hiding nicely in your pocket because a small bottle is just too cumbersome? Do you pad out your clothing with sachets stuffed everywhere? What if you put it in your back pocket and sat on it and it burst? Could these catch on in clubs back in the UK? What about offices? Avoid that tell-tale clink when you open your desk drawer by using these silent sachets of strong spirit. Is there a whole untapped market? How much of an alcoholic would you have to be to use these? It’s like a sachet of emergency blood or something. Mind you, I say that. I’ll probably make use of it some day.