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Wednesday, 11 August 2004

Things That Go Bump in the Dark

Someone must have left the lid of the long-drop open yesterday. I had just finished my business last night when a BAT flew out of there! Sheesh, seconds away from BOTTOM RABIES!!!! Between that and the sighting of yet another snake hanging around the john (no jokes about a certain rock star please), a chamber pot is beginning to seem really attractive right now.